me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure


*angrily screaming fergalicious lyrics*

#omg #gpoy


you know what sucks about being a writer?

having so many fucking ideas but not enough time to write it or not having enough motivation to write it or feeling like your writing isn’t good enough to write it


i want to be cute and adorable
but I want people to fear me


i saw hell with my own eyes


i wanna do something but i also dont



‘Sometimes I open my mouth and the truth, it just comes out.’